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Looking for More than just a Paycheck?

This Opportunity is for you if:

You can’t STAND being late or missing work

You like people and have fun getting along

You always tell the truth

You aren’t afraid of hard work and take pride in your effort

You go nuts if you start something and can’t finish

You love being recognized for going above and beyond

You think Matt is cool in the video

You aren’t offended by the other column and think some of it is actually funny/corny.

This Opportunity is NOT for you if:

❌ You get butt hurt easily

❌ The Grudge wasn’t just a movie, it’s your attitude

❌ You’re on drugs, a criminal or just a plain old pain to deal with

❌ You change jobs more than you change underwear

❌ You don’t take showing up on time every time seriously

❌ You think work is supposed to be hard and boring

❌ You don’t play well with others- because for some reason nobody likes you

❌ Right now you feel offended


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